me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

recentgooglesearches:

how to eat a pencil entirely

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

dynastylnoire:

awwww-cute:

Puppy’s First Hike

I climbed this rock
This my rock

dynastylnoire:

awwww-cute:

Puppy’s First Hike

I climbed this rock

This my rock

owlygem:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

Guuuuhhhh

me: *sick*
me: *goes on laptop*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE LAPTOP IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

connorkawaii:

MY ANACONDA DONT

MY ANACONDA DONT

MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU like the same video games as me

adventuretitan:

somescarswillneverheal:

darthchic:

sarcastic-nonfictionalist:

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

They are both literally me.

I always thought that everybody thought this anyway. Just to different degrees though.

These are called intrusive thoughts and they’re pretty common.

I used to panic so much over this sort of stuff. Call the thoughts “evil” and try to banish them from my mind by repeating that word. I thought it was a schizophrenia thing but it turned out to be normal!

mayakern:

sometimes i forget how gay i am

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh