towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

highlandvalley:

Twitter / Minoru0320: 太陽の顏 (´Д`) …
by Wada Aruko

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

fullmetalcupcake:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

fullmetalcupcake:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

The Purge
My period: Now commencing the monthly purge. For the next five days, there will be cramps that make you feel like WW3 in your uterus, random bouts of bitchiness and sadness, bloating, and unexplained horniness. We thank you for your participation.
Me: NOOOO! No!! Please! I won't make it!
My period: Just remember all the good the purge does.
sonadowfiveever:

sonic,shadow by monakokko
oh come on. stop insisting people are so "mean" about sonadow. they aren't. you just can't tolerate other opinions
Anonymous

crypticcastle:

You know what? Instead of saying anything this time, I’m going to let all these comments (all about Sonadow fans) do the talking for me.

I honestly don’t give a crap about people fighting about sonally and sonamy and other hetero couples. I would rather have that then people talking about this sonadow piece of shit couple that the fans have made over the years. It’s disappointing to see that these so called sonic fans would make shit like that, its disgusting and a disgrace to the sonic fan-base along with all the other yaoi and yuri couples people made with the sonic characters.” — x

sonic and shadow are suppose to be rivals, but the sick sonadow yaoi fanbrats ruined the whole point of sonic and shadow, cause they are supposed to be rivals not a gay lesbian couple (i dont hate lesbian or gay couples but sonadow is just a horrible couple). Maybe these are one of the main reasons that sonic has a horrible fan base..” — x

Among, you know, other things I’ve seen and experienced.

I don’t mind if people dislike Sonadow, I mean who cares? Never would I side with any of those who harass and bully those who dislike Sonadow. But you can’t expect me to side with those who harass and bully those who like Sonadow, either.

masscracc:

You’ll do what?